Girl Crush Alert: Rose Byrne

I'm sure you have all had a good old chuckle at the film that is Bridemaids....If not then shame on you. But I for one was just twittering away this afternoon as per usual when it came to my attention that Bridemaids actress Rose Byrne has just got the most perfect hair I have seen in a while.  This is what she looks like with both short and long hairstyles: 

Before...

And a sexual 'I would very much like to lick your hair' after!

Ever since she was featured in a brief article in UK Elle in which her photoshoot displayed her as an underrated natural beauty, I've been keeping my shady little eye on her. She's one of them celebrities who aren't overtly popular but not unpopular....it is like you check up on them every now and then just to see if there are okay...how they are getting on...what they are up to like some sort of second cousin in the family. But when I clicked my link today and saw this beauty of a haircut I think my own hairs were sort of standing on end. I'm not one for perpetuating extensions or long haircuts (though some women I'll make exceptions like the long haired angel that is Zoeey Deschanel, of course...bangs and long hair= love.) but this bob looks soooo much better on her. She actually now looks like she has more of a persona and aura around her than she did with long hair. As Elle themselves even said it is Anna Wintour meets Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. And I'm sorry to be crude but them two women together make an orgasmic hair equation. A sexy equation with absolutely no limits. 


And as well as little delicate Rose having a passionate school boy effect on me...I was also randomly celebrity stalking on Twitter and went on a certain profile...a certain Miss Emma Roberts and came across THIS as her profile picture:

RIGHT. IN A DAZE. I am now going to remove all my past preconceptions of her. I am going to forget she was an annoying Nickelodeon teen child starlet who couldn't sing. ON ONE CONDITION. If she gets her hair cut and coloured like this. I have done my additional celebrity stalking on IMDB and her hair is apparently STILL BLONDE AND LONG AND ANNOYINGLY CONVENTIONAL (the latest pictures were from Jan 20th.) Therefore this must be a wig and a hair experiment for her fans. Her skin is so pale and translucent, this haircut could not compliment her anymore! She's so shiny like a spoon. A pretty little spoon. Therefore I want to literally force feed her this haircut, with my own dusty spoon of doom. And her lips as well, her red lips just make it even more appealing. Oh my god, why is she torturing my damned teenage 'I'm 20 so I'm not a teenager anymore but I am in denial' soul by not permanently having this hair cut?! Dear Emma, there is a slim chance you will ever read this and think me a highly irrationally fruit loop but if you do ever come across this I ask just one thing: MAKE ALL THE ANNOYING SHITHEAD FILMS YOU WANT BUT PLEASE GET THIS HAIRCUT SO I CAN SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU WITH IT AND I CAN STARE AT YOU ALL DAY IN ADMIRATION AND NOT IN A PERVY LESBIAN WAY. 


Much love. And I suppose I liked you in Scream 4 too. THERE. I said it. I went there.